hallswel Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 I saw this on the Shiloh Shepard web forum and thought is was great! In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amo bacter canis" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: Reluctance to cook Reluctance to perform housework Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats Reluctance to work except in support of a dog Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction) Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end. This has been a Public Service Announcement So **NOW** I know where the problem comes from!! LOL Liz Rebel, Hammurabi, Sugar, Dirty Harry, Paint, Duncan and Saffron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob D. Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 And after all this time I thought she was just lazy!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not telling you who I'm talking about!!!!!!!! NO IT'S NOT MY WIFE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarCarDawn Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm - - -I've had those symptoms for many, many years - - even before I owned a dog of any kind - - - could it possibly be airborne???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GidgitTN Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 my husband just looked at me funny after i had said 'where is GINGER'? HE said ok honey LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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