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I saw this on the Shiloh Shepard web forum and thought is was great!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amo bacter canis" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:

Reluctance to cook

Reluctance to perform housework

Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats

Reluctance to work except in support of a dog

Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this

substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.

This has been a Public Service Announcement

So **NOW** I know where the problem comes from!! LOL

Liz

Rebel, Hammurabi, Sugar, Dirty Harry, Paint, Duncan and Saffron

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And after all this time I thought she was just lazy!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I'm not telling you who I'm talking about!!!!!!!! :mad:

NO IT'S NOT MY WIFE!!!!! :wub:

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm - - -I've had those symptoms for many, many years - - even before I owned a dog of any kind - - - could it possibly be airborne????????

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