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I'm Gettin' Nuthin' for Christmas

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I posted this last Christmas, but I feel it's time for our new members to enjoy it too! This is a poem that was posted on the AOL Cairn board last year. :P

I'm gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

(As told by Riley Charles and Katey Bear)

I catched a squirrel, now he got's no head

Somebody snitched on me.

I pooped a little on Mommy's new spread

Somebody snitched on me.

I peed a little on Mommy's rug,

I went outside and eated a bug,

Ate a scrunchie, frew it back up.

Somebody snitched on me.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cause I ain't been nuttin but bad.

I chewed a hole in Daddy's chair,

Somebody snitched on me.

I gibbed my Mommy more gray hair

Somebody snitched on me.

I dug up all the garden plants,

Ran off with Sissy's underpants,

Hided my treats and we gots ants,

Somebody snitched on me.

So I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seein' Santa Paws

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be goin' straight

Next year the NBA (NGA)can wait.

I'd start now but it's to late

Somebody snitched on me.

So be good you Cairn dogs, whatever you do,

(Or don't get caught,) I'm warning you.

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Check out Tucker, Scruffy and Chloe's dogster pages:

http://www.dogster.com/?82915

http://www.dogster.com/?85018

http://www.dogster.com/?327895

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So very cute, but I have to say, although most of the Cairns ain't been nuttin but bad this year, we are all big softies. All the things we buy for these cairns for Christmas will probably bring the PetSmart stock up! LOL

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

-M. Acklam

Savannah's Dogster Page

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I love it! Savannahs Mom is right they are all spoiled and they can really do no wrong. I wonder if Elliott has read the poem :devil:

Liz

Rebel, Hammurabi, Sugar, Dirty Harry, Paint, Duncan and Saffron

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That was wonderful... Hallswel, Elliott couldn't read it cuz he chew up his reading glasses :lol:

I've said this before.....if we wanted dogs who laid around and did nothing, we would have gotten Basset Hounds (no disrespect for that breed...they are adorable)or other mellow breeds. But with the Cairn, there is never a dull moment plus you get free entertainment. Can we ask for anything more?

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:lol: Speaking of free entertainment, this evening Tucker went exploring in my sons' room and came out with a floppy, rubber frisbee type thing. Since everyone was ignoring him (we were pretending to, anyway) he started tossing it into the air with his mouth and pouncing on it, then rolling around on the rug with it. It was hysterical to watch him entertain himself, as well as us! :lol:

Thela

Check out Tucker, Scruffy and Chloe's dogster pages:

http://www.dogster.com/?82915

http://www.dogster.com/?85018

http://www.dogster.com/?327895

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