I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas!

[wheezie23]

This was posted by a friend on the AOL cairn terrier message board. I printed it out and am going to use it in my scrapbook for my pups' Christmas page. It's too cute! Hope y'all enjoy it! (it reads like a song, actually)

Thela

P.S. The NBA (NGA) referred to in the poem is the Naughty Boys/Girls Association and Tucker is a member. Scruffy is still trying to get nominated!

If you bought the calendar last year you remember this from the December page. I wrote it snitching true stories from the Cairn message board. You'll know who you are!!!!

I'm gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

(As told by Riley Charles and Katey Bear)

I catched a squirrel, now he got's no head

Somebody snitched on me.

I pooped a little on Mommy's new spread

Somebody snitched on me.

I peed a little on Mommy's rug,

I went outside and eated a bug,

Ate a scrunchie, frew it back up.

Somebody snitched on me.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Cause I ain't been nuttin but bad.

I chewed a hole in Daddy's chair,

Somebody snitched on me.

I gibbed my Mommy more gray hair

Somebody snitched on me.

I dug up all the garden plants,

Ran off with Sissy's underpants,

Hided my treats and we gots ants,

Somebody snitched on me.

So I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seein' Santa Paws

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be goin' straight

Next year the NBA (NGA)can wait.

I'd start now but it's to late

Somebody snitched on me.

So be good you Cairn dogs, whatever you do,

(Or don't get caught,) I'm warning you.

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Mariann, Riley and Katey

[bubba]

That's cute! Would you mind sharing the link to the message board? I am on AOL and have looked for one w/out success.

Thanks!

pat.

[Eliz222]

That is soooo funny, and so true! Thanks for sharing!

[Scully'sMom]

What a great way to start my morning! Thanks for putting that in here.

[wheezie23]

Pat, this is the page. I'm not sure if it's going to work. I found the board by doing a search in your keyword screen for aol message boards. You'll see the Message Board Central screen. Find the Pets Community board. Then Dogs. Then Dog breeds C-G. You'll see the Cairn Terrier board.

Thela

aol://5863:126/mB:164803

[bubba]

Thanks!

[kayharley]

Thanks....that was neat. I'm going to be humming it all night.