WOOF! Eli, here.

I just want all my loyal Cairn Friends that I have come to my senses and stubbornly refused to repeat my brilliant performance. You know, the one where the Alpha B suggested I go upstairs and fetch the Moo-cow, which I did, without thinking. Of course, now she keeps asking but I am playing dumb. If I follow her stupid commands she will have me painting the house!

Stay strong, fellow CURs! (for the newbies, CUR = Cairn Underground Revolution, of which I am the self-appointed Grand Pooh-bah. Our plan is to take over the world by causing chaos and mayhem. )

Woof!

Eli

Eli! Stay strong my brother! Don't give in to the temptation of showing her just how incredibly smart you are. Next thing you know she'll be putting you in the circus to show you off.

Scully

Word Scully!

Our momma is always trying to teach us new things. I made the mistake of showing how quick I can learn when snickety-snacks are involved...it was down hill from there. But don't worry...we are keeping the myth alive here....she has no idea Silly two legged ones!

- Lily and the mutant Bogart (haha...he doesn't know I typed that...silly pup)

Allie and T-Bone here -- thank goodness your upright hasn't thought of using little snacks to encourage Moo Cow fetching! Even when we really don't want to, we'd do almost anything for a snack... particularly the ones that look like sausage and come from the obedience school. Yum!

Woofia Crew here:

Youzz gots trubl? Weez fiss it! Gots our team all over the kuntry. We can send you supportz when youzz need...just give the woof.

Keep strongz weez hear yourz pleaze.

Just a note: our two legged food machines, they are not getting the crowding around the big furnace when weez smell the goodz bein made...go figurze..gots to get sum new onez soon.

KEEP THE FAITH, BROTHER......!!!!

GRRRRocky!