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WOOF! Eli, here. You all know that I live with the crabby old Alpha B, her older-than-dirt father, and a lazy, no-good teen-alien. I guess they are not that bad, but nobody 'cept the teen-alien runs around with me. Specially not that the Alpha B is crippled again. But GUESS WHO MOVED IN NEXT DOOR??!! You'll never guess so I will tell you. A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL!!! Isn't that GREAT??!! She is really fun and I love her to pieces. She loves to run around all crazy and if she could barkherfoolheadoff, I know she would. She comes over, rings the bell, and off we go! If she doesn't come over, I sit by the fence and whimper. I guess sometimes she isn't home, but I will sit and whimper anyway.

So, Dawgs, I recommend you get rid of your present neighbors and get ones that have a 5 year old girl! They are LOTS of fun! :hug: (me 'n her)


Eli B)

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Sounds like a match made in heaven! I just hope you don't teach that poor little thing any bad habits. You'd lose your playmate for sure if she goes home and rolls in cat poop!

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Hey, Eli! Ya know what's even better? A five-year-old BOY! They will pick up stuff that girls won't touch and sometimes they'll lick the same things I do -- SWEET! My boy cousins catch fish and they let me lick them. Last time they were here, I grabbed a fish and ran off with it.

Does you new girlfriend drop food for you? They're always good for that!

Jandy and my Cairns, Kirby & Phinney 
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Wow Eli! Sounds like you hit the jackpot! This new girlfriend isn't going to soften you up is it? We need you to remain :twisted: for CUR purposes.


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I wish I had a 5 year old girl next to me. Instead I have a 3 year old Westie boy who is too slow and wont run the length of the fence with me. He likes sticking his nose through the fence for a kiss but when the running starts he quickly gives up. Ever since I started beating him in races after I got all grown up he has refused to let me humiliate him any more :mad: Oh, and on the rare occasions when we are in the same yard, he runs from me like a chicken and then bites very hard when I catch him (usually only takes a couple of steps). Such a baby!!!


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Hi Eli!!

that sounds like a lot of fun....I only have grown ups next door and I barkmyheadofflikeacrazydog everytime I see them... i would love to have a 5 yeor old girl or boy next door...maybe if I bark loud enough to the neighbors the'll move and a new family with a little girl will move in!! :P

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