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I just had to post this because, honestly, we all do atleast 80% of these, right??? lol

~Amber~

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

'1'

Blaming your farts on me....

not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'

Yelling at me for barking.

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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'3'

Taking me for a walk, then

not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'

Any trick that involves balancing

food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.

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'6'

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'

Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',

then acting surprised when I freak

out every time we go back!

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'8'

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'

Dog sweaters. Hello ???

Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who's boss here! --You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

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