Tonight, in an effort to relieve Ms. Lola of her boredom, I grabbed her two favorite toys, Teddy and Lamb Chop, and proceeded to put on a show, moving the stuffed animals like puppets. They put on a little skit. They sang, told jokes and danced. It was all first-rate, family entertainment. I might be biased, but they slayed it.

When they were finished, they took a bow and I looked up, waiting for the impassioned cries of, "Encore! Encore!" Instead, Nick was fast asleep and Lola jumped down from the couch, farted, and left the room.

Everybody is a critic . . . 

Love your brand of humour Autumn! It must be a riot for Lola to  live in such and interesting household.

15 hours ago, Autumn & Lola said:

Nick was fast asleep and Lola jumped down from the couch, farted, and left the room.

That is so like a cairn!?

Ha, ha Lola's way of saying it stunk.  So cute.

From what I can see on social media lately she probably wanted to see Hamilton or nothing.

Tough audience....but then, I think cairns usually are...

12 hours ago, sanford said:

That is so like a cairn!?

Definitely identical to how my boy greets or insults me sometimes.  XD