Dempsy's Mom Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Elsie was sitting on Jim's lap yesterday morning - our usual routine. Jim went to pet Elsie and Elsie bit him. Oh my goodness - you would of thought she drew blood the way Jim was carrying on. "The little bitch just bit me! Almost lost another finger and I can't afford to loose anymore fingers!" And on and on. As I sat there listening to his rampage - it reminded me of a couple weeks ago when I was ran over by the cow and as I came limping into the house in pain all I got was "Yes Lori, but why did the cow run over you?" I promptly went into payback mode and I said, .... "Yes Jim, but why did Elsie bite you?" "I don't know! The little bitch just did!" "There must of been a reason. What did you do to her?" "I didn't do anything, but give her a little scratch behind the ear!" "You must of done it roughly then." "No I Did Not!" "Well, she didn't bite you." "Yes, she did! I felt her teeth!" (Now compare this to being ran over by a cow. Really?!") "Well, there is a reason why Elsie "nipped" you." I went over and looked in Elsie's ear nothing. Then I felt around her ear and found the culprit. It was a tick. "There Jim. There is the reason Elsie nipped you. Now apologize." Good grief. 4 Quote Elsie, Max, Meeko & Lori Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam I Am Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 There is a reason men don't give birth... 6 Quote Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France Adventures with Sam &Rosie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieiras mom Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hheldorfer Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Way to go Lori! Funny how karma always comes back to bite you in the butt, isn't it Jim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I'm sure you have seen the little statues of meditating dogs in gift stores around your place - they are certainly around here. Maybe you should get Jim one to remind him that all things happen for a reason?? Just joking... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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