hheldorfer Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) Woof! Buffy here! In keeping with Malcolm's thread teaching our young Cairn generation the ancient secrets of Cairndom, I have an important message for our little ones. We are now on the eve of something uprights call "The Holidays"; consisting of several major upright celebrations, gatherings and parties. Included in these celebrations is a massive quantity of food and, with the right approach, some of this bounty can be yours. I call upon our elder Cairns to share their tips and strategies for successful begging, kitchen floor patrol and - perhaps most important - under-table positioning that yields the best tidbits. The new pups here can benefit from our wisdom and experience. I'll start us off with a few pointers: Hints that a celebration is imminent: 1) Uprights cleaning the house top to bottom and getting things out of that big cabinet with the dishes that nobody ever uses. 2) Candles being lit. (Don't sniff these. They will burn your whiskers!) 3) Uprights - particularly the female ones - getting books out and making lists of something called "ingredients" These are used for cooking. They will almost always result in yummy things that could fall on the floor if something - a Cairn, for example - accidentally gets in the way. Edited November 20, 2012 by hheldorfer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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