Malcolm's Dad Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Woof! Malcolm here. As Clan Chieftain of my backyard and the neighbor's too I want to call the other chieftains to share our wisdom with the youth on the forum. Proudly wearing his kilt Malcolm raises his paw and says "All hail Skye." There are ancient Cairn secrets that have served our breed well. A Cairn will learn these as time passes. I'd like to give the puppies and young ones a head start so that they carry on our fine traditions as soon as they are ready. Here are some ancient Cairn secrets to pass on. Ancient Cairn Secret #1: Uprights are soooo easy. Ancient Cairn Secret #2: Rolling over and folding your paws will get you anything you want or get you out of any trouble. Remember secret #1 while doing this. Ancient Cairn Secret #3: Everything in your realm belongs to you including chairs and beds. Uprights need to constantly be reminded of this. You may share if you wish. Sharing is not mandatory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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