Here are my new years resolution for 2011 (the year of the wabbit)

1. Gonna catch me a wabbit this year.

2. Gonna figure out how to get on the counter so I can serve myself a bully stick.

3. Gonna catch me a dumb wabbit this year.

4. Gonna try and be more ladylike and not belch after dinner, least wise so you can't hear it.

5. Yep, Gonna catch me one dumb fat wabbit this year.

It's gonna be a good year for me, hope it is for you. It ain't gonna be good year for that wabbit though.

Sassy

Awww, I wonder if Sassy will stick to them???

This not a list of Scruffy's New Years resolutions but thought it appropriate as some of the things on this list would be ideal as his resolutions! ( in fact most of them! )

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eatit or after they throw it! up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing ourstuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwearwhen he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is anunacceptable way of saying "hello".

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up whenI'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur beforeentering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside andimmediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the livingroom and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I playwith him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have mytesticles back?

Edited December 31, 201014 yr by ScruffynMag

to both!! Many can apply to my bunch.

Sassy has a sassy attitude for the new year! Good luck with your aspirations! Wabbit beware.

Oh my goodness - ScruffyMag I giggled the whole way thru - those are priceless. Hubby (oldfox) thought they were both great resolutions - not much can top those. Happy New Year to you all and may you all have health and happiness throughout.

All excellent resolutions! From Buffy, I will add "I will not mount my brother just because he's getting attention from Mommy".

Loved both sets of resolutions. Al the cat related items made me laugh out loud.

Wonderful resolutions! Very funny!

Good luck to Scruffy and Sassy! They certainly made me laugh.

My Cairn-related resolution this year:

To not yell "Squirrel!!" more than once a day. Unless absolutely necessary.

(ohhhh, the urge to tease...)

Sassy's mid year report on the getting the wabbit thingy:

Enemy sited: 5,328 (they just sit out there in the open all high and mighty and expect to be chased, I'm not going to give 'em the satisfaction)

Enemy pursued: 20 (these are the ones that hide in the bushes (the dangerous ones, like snipers) and I can smell 'em. If they aren't hiding in the bushes, I ain't going to chase 'em)

Enemy captured: 0 (let's just keep this under our hats OK?)

The price of freedom (from wabbits) is eternal vigilance. Keep up the good work Sassy

Oh, Sassy I was hoping you were going to tell us you had caught a wabbit!

I tried to get one the other week but it would not stay still..............

Holly

Your secret is safe with me. Wotten wabbits!

Buffy

The pesky wabbits all sit right in our garden but my mam won't wet me Chase em cos I run out of the garden after them :-(

Nessie